In one of my more diverse accomplishments, I was featured in Penthouse Magazine this month, and I didn’t even have to show anyone my tits! Penthouse Magazine made me #8 on “The New Puritans List” and highlighted the fact that I was recently banned from Twitter and handcuffed myself to the Twitter HQ office in NYC one week after my ban. https://twitter.com/Penthouse/status/1072613604988469248
They even had an artist draw an illustration of me with the following text:
“YOU PROBABLY HAVE NOT HEARD ABOUT THIS NOTHING BURGER, BUT “LOOMS” AS HER FRIENDS CALL HER, HAS INTERRUPTED A CONGRESSIONAL HEARING WHILE HOLDING A PINK SELFIE STICK RUN AROUND MANHATTAN YELLING AT WOMEN IN HIJABS, AND WHINED AFTER SHE WAS BANNED FROM LYFT AND UBER FOR TWEETING, “SOMEONE NEEDS TO CREATE A NON-LSLAMIC FORM OF @UBER OR @LYFT BECAUSE I NEVER WANT TO SUPPORT ANOTHER ISLAMIC IMMIGRANT DRIVER.”
WHENEVER SHE POSTS A VIDEO OF HERSELF SCREAMING AT A MEMBER OF THE US GOVERNMENT WHILE THEY’RE WALKING TO GET A BAGEL, SHE HASHTAGS THE EVENT #LOOMERED. UNFORTUNATELY, THIS DOUCHE IS A US CITIZEN, BECAUSE OTHERWISE WE WOULD LOVE TO GET HER DEPORTED.
GUESS WHAT LOOMS? YOU JUST GOT #LOOMERED LAURA LOOMER ISN’T ON TWITTER TO ENJOY THIS HONOR BUT SHE’S NUMBER EIGHT ON THE #THENEWPURITANSLIST IF YOU WANT TO SHOWER HER WITH KISSES SHE’S STILL TIED TO THE TWITTER BUILDING IN MANHATTAN #FREELOOMER#LOOMERED”
To my haters who like to say #LOOMERED “isn’t a thing”, Penthouse disagrees…
Check it out!
Laura Loomer is a conservative investigative journalist and activist. Originally from Arizona, Laura began her career working as an undercover journalist for Project Veritas from 2015-2017. She covers politics, anti-Semitism, immigration, terrorism, the Islamification of the West, and voter fraud. Loomer’s investigations have been broadcasted on every major national mainstream media outlet in the United States, as well as many international publications. Support Laura Loomer’s Independent Journalism here: PayPal.me/lauraloomer
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